gut-shot

In poker, four out of five cards needed to make a straight if the middle number is the one missing.Opposite of open-ended (four cards in a row that will make a straight with either low or high card).A gut-shot straight draw is less likely to suceed because there are only four cards that can help you. Open-ended straight draws have better odds because there are eight cards that can make your straight.



Gut shot
The act of a large penis hitting a female's cervix during sex
Example:
"His dick was so big he was giving me gut shots with every stroke, I almost threw up"


Gut-Shot
To either execute the act of or be recipient of a firearms wound/GSW to the abdominal area. In pre-20th Century medicinal eras, being Gut-Shot usually meant receiving a very painful, mortal wound. In modern medicinal eras, while it's exceptionally painful, there is a higher survival probability than might otherwise be realized by a chest wound due to the more lengthy time it takes to "bleed out."
Example:
Phil aimed his pistol at Larry's belly and gut-shot him over an argument.


Gut Shot
The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
Example:
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.


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