half way

Half way there is when something about someone is so attractive that it would make you wanna fuck them but u never actually do it



Half-Way
The act of doing something so retarded with out you being diagnosed as mentally disabled.

The act of doing something only partially (half-way) to make it seem like you are a mentally challenged.

A nicer way of calling someone a retard.
Example:
One day we were walking up to a store and someone tried to open the door and when they went to walk in first they walked right into the door and all we could think of is "He must be half-way or something."


Half-Way Rule
When listening to Pandora the half-way rule applies, meaning that if one is more than half-way through a particular song then you do not skip the song.
This is done in an effort to preserve the 5 skips per hour allowed by Pandora.
Example:
"dude this song is total shit, skip it"
"nah dude we're past half-way, i'm not gonna waste a skip"
half-way rule


half way house
Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)

If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.

You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!

After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!

Job done, disaster avoided.
Example:
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?

Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!

Friend 1: you the man.


half way crooks
A streetwear label at at 212 Sumner Street, lower level, in Newton MA. Referred to by B-Rabbit in the movie 8 mile, supporting his crew "313" in the final battle against Papa Doc.
Example:
Scared to death, you shook, cause ain't no such things as half way crooks!


2-and-a-half-way conversation
A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s
Example:
I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics


saw half way up the ass...
a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...
Example:
tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...


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