halt

To stop the progress of a person or thing.



HALT
Hungry Angry Lonely Tired

A term used in hedonism to refer to one's apparent incidental desire(s).
Example:
HALT, McDonalds.
HALT, fuck you.
HALT, I'm a loser.
HALT, zZzzZZzzz...


Halt Vault
An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank
Example:
Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."


halt mein
1. Often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. Sometimes said in response to something unbelievable or irrelevant. Quite frequently interchangeable with Waacka decka when used in this context.

3. Said in response to an idiotic act.

4. Used as a retort to "Waacka decka" (see Waacka decka)

*originated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to German to "halt mein".
Example:
1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (See Waacka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?!?!

Steve: Halt mein.

4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.

Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.

Ruell: Waacka decka

Joey: Halt mein! I did.


halt mein
1. often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. sometimes said in response to something unbelieveable or irrelevant. sometimes interchangeable with waaka decka when used in this context.

3. also said in response to an idiotic act.

4. often used as a retort to "waaka decka" (see waaka decka)

*orginated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to german to "halt mein".
Example:
1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (see waaka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?

Steve: Halt mein.


4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.
Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.
Ruell: Waaka decka
Joey: Halt mein! I did.


Halt! Identify!
What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."
Example:
Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."


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