halt

To stop the progress of a person or thing.



HALT
Hungry Angry Lonely Tired

A term used in hedonism to refer to one's apparent incidental desire(s).
Example:
HALT, McDonalds.
HALT, fuck you.
HALT, I'm a loser.
HALT, zZzzZZzzz...


Halt Vault
An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank
Example:
Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."


halt mein
1. Often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. Sometimes said in response to something unbelievable or irrelevant. Quite frequently interchangeable with Waacka decka when used in this context.

3. Said in response to an idiotic act.

4. Used as a retort to "Waacka decka" (see Waacka decka)

*originated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to German to "halt mein".
Example:
1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (See Waacka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?!?!

Steve: Halt mein.

4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.

Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.

Ruell: Waacka decka

Joey: Halt mein! I did.


halt mein
1. often said when one's makes a remark out of stupidity or pretentiousness.

2. sometimes said in response to something unbelieveable or irrelevant. sometimes interchangeable with waaka decka when used in this context.

3. also said in response to an idiotic act.

4. often used as a retort to "waaka decka" (see waaka decka)

*orginated from "oh my" which was modified to "whoa my" then translated to german to "halt mein".
Example:
1. Ruell: Why don't you use these coupons to save money since we have them?

Allan: No, I don't want to.

Steve: Halt mein.

2. (see waaka decka)

3. Allan: Open the door I need to use the bathroom.

Joey: (opens door)

Allan: Where's the money?

Steve: Halt mein.


4. Ruell: Your room is a mess.
Joey: I cleaned it yesterday.
Ruell: Waaka decka
Joey: Halt mein! I did.


Halt! Identify!
What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."
Example:
Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."


Latest Searches

the fluid, Smexy, fag mop, Blonde girl, in good, Just checking, Aloysius, fucked up the ass, Aii, Woop woop, no more good, swarv, the gym, Usopp, blow off some steam, before the exam, can you, net junky, To masturbate, drizzle, El Capitan, Lovely, ya, somthing, yoongi, ratified, the road, chasing pavements, Yeahh, one guy, Demonstrate Ass, Powerball, AOL disk, Declan, plasticity, matchsticks, Mick Jagger, Aaron, STONY, bitch dog, Meantime, Triceratop, the pass, tense, RedSox, younged it, Poof, Bucky Barnes, hell to pay, A CHEESE, Data, Tina, Shawn Carter, Queensryche, Being high, stop traffic, Jamba Juice, repetitive, Kayyy, this is, migration, fixed, adult animation, galactically stupid, rebellious, girl 1, precariously, dicks all, chit, Shit Talker, self-evident, a stoner, be clever, Ticket, upsell, broad scope, Shortage, Distinct, annoying ass, links, dairy area, hctib, Panders, cowardly, farris, Biters, formatically, Theorist, puppy love, super mario, First year spread, Just do it, buh bye, rapper, Gypsys, Fem-Cel, serial dating, the ping pong, social networking, Autobiography, gizmo, minimum, chromium, peach juice, status quoter, Broski, Peral, the tablecloth, ph00, stimulant, Brixton, John a, UYo, woodcraft, bizzare, benjyfishy, cawk, Fight The Power, Dec 2, Frank Castle, Snm, The corpse, venny, goodbye, general public, diana ross, fence, bong the lood, the golden child, AIM profile, Squirtle, world series, doofuses, no0b, vandy, Ram Sweeney, ray bans, wheezing, fancies, Fillers, So you say, she asked me, excited, drunk text, Soulja Boy, help me out, stupidly, kill, pruned, evers, delerium, Lecture, get shagged, pestered, the body, Blog it, elijah, mannish, the misfits, smartish, Leander, Boccas, The Ugly, late, the project, the C, Discrimination, geebers, Bunker, loafs, dump truck, STUPID BITCH, the scoop, AWH, vices, Remembrance day, your penis, thank the thank, A Hayden, cunted cunt, kwak, BANG BANG BOOM, Shinobi, you wanna go, Software, COREL, Mother Of All Bombs, Margo, camel riding, Sloan, invisibility, heart of hearts, nakeds, den, kristy, nearly, LinkedIn, Ranpoe, idot, busy, halt, the fluid, Smexy, fag mop, Blonde girl, in good, Just checking, Aloysius, fucked up the ass, Aii, Woop woop, no more good, swarv, the gym, Usopp, blow off some steam, before the exam, can you, net junky, To masturbate, drizzle, El Capitan, Lovely, ya, somthing, yoongi, ratified, the road, chasing pavements, Yeahh, one guy, Demonstrate Ass, Powerball, AOL disk, Declan, plasticity, matchsticks, Mick Jagger, Aaron, STONY, bitch dog, Meantime, Triceratop, the pass, tense, RedSox, younged it, Poof, Bucky Barnes, hell to pay, A CHEESE, Data, Tina, Shawn Carter, Queensryche, Being high, stop traffic, Jamba Juice, repetitive, Kayyy, this is, migration, fixed, adult animation, galactically stupid, rebellious, girl 1, precariously, dicks all, chit, Shit Talker, self-evident, a stoner, be clever, Ticket, upsell, broad scope, Shortage, Distinct, annoying ass, links, dairy area, hctib, Panders, cowardly, farris, Biters, formatically, Theorist, puppy love, super mario, First year spread, Just do it, buh bye, rapper, Gypsys, Fem-Cel, serial dating, the ping pong, social networking, Autobiography, gizmo, minimum, chromium, peach juice, status quoter, Broski, Peral, the tablecloth, ph00, stimulant, Brixton, John a, UYo, woodcraft, bizzare, benjyfishy, cawk, Fight The Power, Dec 2, Frank Castle, Snm, The corpse, venny, goodbye, general public, diana ross, fence, bong the lood, the golden child, AIM profile, Squirtle, world series, doofuses, no0b, vandy, Ram Sweeney, ray bans, wheezing, fancies, Fillers, So you say, she asked me, excited, drunk text, Soulja Boy, help me out, stupidly, kill, pruned, evers, delerium, Lecture, get shagged, pestered, the body, Blog it, elijah, mannish, the misfits, smartish, Leander, Boccas, The Ugly, late, the project, the C, Discrimination, geebers, Bunker, loafs, dump truck, STUPID BITCH, the scoop, AWH, vices, Remembrance day, your penis, thank the thank, A Hayden, cunted cunt, kwak, BANG BANG BOOM, Shinobi, you wanna go, Software, COREL, Mother Of All Bombs, Margo, camel riding, Sloan, invisibility, heart of hearts, nakeds, den, kristy, nearly, LinkedIn, Ranpoe, idot,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!