hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze



hand grenade
A hand grenade is a melon flavored alcoholic beverage sold at Tropical Isles on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Marketed as the strongest drink on Bourbon Street, it is the equivalent of about 4 1/2 standard drinks
Example:
Paul drank three hand grenades and woke up the next morning in the gutter in New Orleans East with a sore anus.


Hand Grenade
The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
Example:
Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.


Hand Grenade
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Example:
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!


hand grenade
When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
Example:
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.


Hand-Grenade
To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
Example:
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...


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