hardcore dancing

an interpretive dance performed by self-righteous douche bags at "hardcore" shows.



hardcore dancing
A stupid fucking form of "Dancing", that hardcore/scene kids do to make themselves seem tough, even though if they went to a Metal(real) show they'd get there asses kicked immediatly for being so fucking stupid. These kids always say they could take on a metal person...Bullshit!!! There might be a possibility if they were a 8 year old girl with pigtails and a skinned knee.
Example:
I might go to a hardcore show with some of my friends just to beat the shit out of these hardcore dancing fucks.


hardcore dancing
its like...mosh mixed with skank..and it makes you look stupid. Basically you swing your arms around like an idiot. It apperently takes "skill" to do, but basically all skill went away after it lost the aspects linked to skanking. People who do it say your a pussy if you dont..but really you just have intellect. They also say your a pussy to mosh, but really moshing is all the fun, without the accidental face beating. hardcore dancing is a fad that is mostly done because everyone else is doing it, when the generation grows up...hopfully they'll realize how stupid there chopped up hair, tight pants, and flailing really is. Unfortunatly by then there will probibly be another generation of idiots doing it with different cloths on. I figure the next fad will be hobocore.
Example:
hardcore dancer: "Your a pussy cause you mosh. A real man would hardcore dance and get his face kicked in"

mosher: "A real man would wear mens pants...and a smart man would avoid unnecessary pain.Hardcore dancing is illogical"


hardcore dancing
A group of douchbags who are "hardcore" usually meaning they're suburbian parents won't buy them a car or ipod so they go take their aggression out on friction in the air. Hardcore dancing was originated by a homosexual act called the hardomonous coramonous where the same type of people do the same types of moves only naked and with foreign objects being put into eachothers rectal cavities while playing loud senseless music and interupting peoples enjoyment of the show.
Example:
-Hey you going to the hardomonous coramonous later?

-No i'm gonna go to a concert and do it with my clothes on.

-Oh thats cool lets call it hardcore dancing because it "looks" like we're dancing.


hardcore dancing
A bunch of puny little bitches (who like their pants so tight their balls squeeze out of the side pockets) flailing their arms around in a mockery of a mosh pit. I hate how these kids think theyre tough, they look anorexic and could be snapped in half with ease. Most of them have never even been in a real fight, and the ones that have either lost, or were fighting even more of a pussy then them.
Example:
Hardcore dancing looks like a special ed class on crack.


hardcore dancing
When a bunch of kids get together at shows and start flailing their arms and swinging their fists in any direction, probably hoping to hit someone and innocently call it an "accident" because they are afraid to get wrecked by the guy they hit.

They also wear bandannas so you can't see their face. Pussies.

A waltz is a dance, guys. Hardcore dancing is just a constant seizure.
Example:
Whild hardcore dancing ,Some hardcore dancer gave Cody a concussion after a hit from a Windmill. When we confronted him after the show, He said it was an accident. We fucked him up anyways.


hardcore dancing
fucking-retarded, assholes who flip around like the worthless monkeys they are at heavy-music shows. Everytime i see them, they hit people on the offsides and then almost get their asses kicked and they get pissed off at THAT PERSON for almost kicking their ass....its like: "dude, are you a fucking moron? you just kicked that guy!..THAT is why he is about to kill you!" I dont know who started this, but they deserve to die...i think it was the gay-ass emo/screamo/fakepunkish/s ka/indie and whatever else you call that bullshit excuse for distorted guitar and drumming. These kids are not true at all, they're fake and they all hate MTV but they are JUST AS BAD. they are to be shot at once. And if you think im an old-washed up shit: im only 18. thank you. PANTERA
Example:
Hardcore Dancing? What ever happened to good old fashion moshpits? oh yeah, the young dumb-fuck generation is here...i forgot. i'm ashamed to be young today.


hardcore dancing
From the Latin to suck at everything (Hardcorus Danci), something Emo kids try to do instead of crying to seem Bad ass.
Example:
Did you guys see that guy hardcore dancing? He probably hates his upper middle-class suburban home and the SUV his parents bought for him, that's why he's angry.


hardcore dancing
When a bunch of scenesters organize themselves into a group, all running around flailing their arms as if they were having an epileptic seizure while simultaneously acting like a ninja (IE: kickboxing the air).
Example:
I hate hardcore dancing.


hardcore dancing
The funniest thing I've ever seen at a show. Hardcore dancing is when all the little scene-fucks get together and flail their arms around, kick the air and pump their fists. This is an attempt to look menacing and to make up for the sucky music they listen to.
Example:
Drew: Look at all those kids over there having seizures.
xXxXWillxXx: Those kids aren't having seizures, they're hardcore dancing you dumb fucker. AHHH I AM SOOO SCENE!!!!!!


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