have me

When you want a bitch to take ya dick down her throat but you gotta ask like a gentleman with minimal effort.



you can have me
Example:
"baby, you can have me"


have sex with me
A phrase I’m which people use when they want to have sex with someone and want to be outright and sexy.
Example:
Random guy on the street: Hello. How are you?

Random girl on the street: Come here. (Grab man’s collar) Let’s go back to my house.

AT HER HOUSE
Girl: HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!
Guy: OKAY! LET’S DO IT! I HAVE BEEN HORNY SINCE I MET YOU!

Then they have sex


If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me
An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
Example:
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.


have sex with me bitch
The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-
Example:
Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.


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