hj

acronymn for hand job. the act of pleasuring a man's penis by stroking it vigorously with a hand. Similarly like the acronymn bj. Also for slang purposes the acronymn can be seperated to clue its hidden derogatory meaning.



hj
A handjob, i mean, it's nothing compared to a a blowjob, but hey. It's a start.
Example:


hj
Something a man and women do when they are bored, or when people are close by- in that case cover with a blanket or jacket and apply poker faces
Example:
Hey, *insert male name here*, I'm bored... do you have your jacket with you?


hj
A handjob. It feels good, almost as good as a stranger. It happens when your gf is not ready to give you a bj.
Example:
She gives the best free hj's.
She went from giving me an hj to a bj and it felt really good.
I wanted to fuck her boobs really hard, but then she said no, only hj's tonight.


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Example:
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/hj
half-joking

A tone indicator added to the end of online messages to indicate that the message is meant to be taken as a joke, but there is some seriousness to it, aka a half-joke.
Example:
A: If I get assigned one more homework assignment this week, I might actually give up school and become a boat captain. /hj


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