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hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

The Hobble

by That One Dinosaur Guy on Mar 22, 2011 01:11:07

A series of jerky wobbly moves executed by an uncoordinated person when they attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution.

Example:
You see Nick and how uncoordinated he is at DDR? He's doing The Hobble, and very well, too!

Hobbling

by CBRadi0 on Dec 10, 2018 20:07:12

The act of removing a single foot from a person in order to force them to perform a task without any chance of running away.

Example:
The prisoners in charge of the roadside cleaning detail often attempted to escape. To combat this the warden resorted to hobbling them.

hobble

by BadBlondie on Sep 27, 2007 08:23:57

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.

Example:
One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.

hobble

by Ol Hobble-along on Sep 01, 2009 04:32:42

To walk (slowly) with a limp, gimp, or other physical problem.

Example:
That bitch hobbles all over the hood.

hobble

by JSPoultry on Jul 07, 2019 03:45:47

To create a disadvantage for an opponent in a competition.

Example:
He knew the only way he'd win was to hobble her racer with sugar in the petrol tank.

hobble

by Jason Bee on Jun 13, 2016 22:43:41

A group of elderly people.

Example:
A hobble just walked into the souvenir spoon store.

hobble

by bunny xu on May 15, 2007 11:59:28

1) to take a baseball bat to someboyd's knees

Example:
That shithead fucked up my drug deal, imma hobble him.

Hobbles

by Sanderson on Mar 06, 2005 16:25:57

1. Candie.
2. One who is a huge slute.
3. One who falls down and injures herself in an idiotic way.
4. One who smells of cad.

Example:
Hobbles is a hosebeast.
Wow, that Hobbles is a slute.

hobble

by Nahoje Wayne on Jun 16, 2006 08:07:31

to act skanky in an efficient manner. Lyrics from Bobblehead, by D4L

Example:
A bobble aint bad.... a bobble's something good..... a bobble makes you hobble when you walking through the hood.... A bobble make you tell yo niggas' they misunderstood.... cause everything she do for you is oh so very good!

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