honolulu

a synonym for urban paradise; the greatest city



Honolulu
A beautiful metropolis located in center of the Hawaiian Islands. Located on the Island of Oahu, Honolulu is the Capitol of Hawaii. Tall skyscrapers, beautiful beaches, tourism, and much more. One of the best cities in the USA!
Example:
Honolulu is one of the best cities ever in the U.S.


Honolulu Hooker
A mixed drink containing 1 shot of Bacardi white rum, 1 shot of triple sec, and two shots of pineapple juice, shaken, and served over ice in a highball glass. Garnished with a cherry. Possible variant uses only one shot of pineapple juice and adds a shot of orange juice.
Example:
Oh man, I had a couple Honolulu Hookers last night and now my wallet is missing!


Honolulu Handshake
The act of a nun swimming underneath someone at the beach and subsequently giving them a handjob, to the immense surprise and delight of the recipient. Although the act is not well known, it is surprisingly commonplace. In fact, the Honolulu Handshake, along with its common variant, the "Pope Grope", is the third most commonly practiced beach activity enjoyed by nuns, preceded only by Guatemalan knife fights and building sand convents. In a 2005 poll, over 78% percent of nuns worldwide confessed to having given a Honolulu Handshake at least once in their nunhood, while the other 22% responded "Honolulu Hand-what?" while smiling and winking mischievously. The Honolulu Handshake has alternatively been referred to as the "Sister Tickle", the "Penguin Peekaboo", the "Miami Heresy", and, somewhat less creatively, the "Surprise Nun Weiner Yank".
Example:
Schoolboy 1: "Yeah last weekend we went to the beach during a nun wakeboarding contest."

Schoolboy 2: "Sounds fun. What happened?"

Schoolboy 1: "Well we were swimming and then all I saw was snorkels and veils and, next thing you know, I was up to my Pokemon cards in Honolulu Handshakes!"

Schoolboy 2: "Sick! Who knew nuns were so kinky?"

Schoolboy 1: "You'd better believe it. Let's just say communion wafers weren't the only thing those nuns were gobbling up on Sunday."

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A Honolulu Handshake after a Guatemalan knife fight


honolulu hotlips
The act of pouring an excessive amount of tabasco on a girl's vaginal flaps and then proceeding to go down town leicester brown on that spicy fucker.
Example:
Guy1: AH mate I did the honolulu hotlips on my girl last night!
Guy2: Oh shit, how was?
Guy1: Mate it was too much, got that hot sauce all up in my eyes. Thought that flamin' cunt was gonna blind me.


Honolulu Special
Applied specifically to the act of eating spicy food then defecating a hot, diarrhea consistency onto your parter's chest, the flow and temperature of which will resemble molten lave flowing from a Hawaiian volcano.
Example:
"After a BBQ dinner last night, I took Becky home and gave her a Honolulu Special. Best part is, Becky paid for the dinner."


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