horseshoer Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

horseshoer

1)a complicated sexual act which involves one man and two women in which the man attaches a strap-on and faces it backwards, positioning one woman in the front and one in the back, rocking to and fro thus enabling the pleasuring of two women at once2)the name is derived from the plight of modern society, or male-pattern baldness, in which a man suffers from the lack of hair in the front and on top; thus, creating a horse shoe shape of hair on the head (e.g., my father Reggie).3) If lacking a strap on, a frozen banana clinched between the buttocks will suffice.

The Horseshoe

by osu fan on Aug 09, 2006 04:50:16

Nickname for Ohio Stadium, where the Ohio State Buckeyes play home football games. It has a cpacity of over 105,000 people and is called simply "the shoe" by most Ohioans. The stadium is shaped like a horseshoe, thus the reason for the nickname (though the open part now has seats and a huge scoreboard).

Example:
This year the Ohio State/Michigan game will be played in the Horseshoe, and the Buckeyes will probably win.

horseshoe

by ericj4 on Jul 10, 2013 00:52:08

when you place a line of cocaine along a toilet seat, creating a horseshoe shape.

Example:
man, there was no tank on the back of that toilet so I had to use the seat and do a horseshoe.

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by godzillamaster on Apr 11, 2010 05:05:26

A person, generally unattractive, who hops from boy to boy in a party setting attempting to come as close as possible to your meat without actually touching it.

Example:
That girl has been playing horseshoes with Aaron, knappy, and miker all night.

horseshoe

by Big Dante on Mar 08, 2007 13:42:27

The primary component of the hardwear male enhancer. Specifically a U shaped metal fitting that is worn on the male genital package, chiefly around the penis and scrotum, but alternately on the penis shaft or the head, just behind the glans penis.

Worn alone the horseshoe increases the size of a man’s bulge or basket in clothing, keeping the penis in a tumescent (larger than limp, but less than hard) state.

Worn in conjunction with its companion clip for sex, a powerful constriction is formed which maximizes the size and hardness of the erect penis, prolongs love making, and increases the volume, distance, and intensity of ejaculations.

See also hardwear.

Example:
I’ve been wearing this horseshoe on my dick all day and it feels great and it makes me show bigger in my jeans.

Horseshoe

by Jeb Cotton on Nov 07, 2006 09:27:42

Using a double ended dildo in a women's Vagina and her anus at the same time; the shape of a double dildo bent into a women's Vag and Anus

Example:
OH, Man... did you see that porn where she horseshoed that double dildo

Horseshoe

by Give me a beer in the c shop on Feb 10, 2019 00:52:33

John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.

Example:
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!

horseshoes

by jgf3937 on Jul 31, 2012 10:29:01

An erotic game played by homosexual/bisexual men at parties consisting of a man, the pole, laying naked upon the ground with an erection, as men strip off their clothing/pants and attempt to land anally on the laying man's erection. First to land successfully wins.

Example:
I was at my brother's wedding this past weekend, and the groomsmen and I totally played horseshoes behind the barn. The best-man was the pole and I totally won- but I couldn't sit down for the rest of the night.

horseshoe

by abrupt on Feb 10, 2007 06:21:33

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

Example:
I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

Horseshoe

by Bruce Barnard on Jan 15, 2007 21:39:45

To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process

Example:
Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"

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