hot tub

When a woman is sweating intensely inside her vagina so that it forms a "lake" of sweat. The penis then stirs the sweat in a circle to push it farther down the vag.



hot tub
A sexual maneuver reserved for the extreme. Prior to coitus, the female inserts a curling iron or other warming instrument into her vagina. The warmth and physical stimulation produces a chamber much like a hot tub for the male to insert his penis into. Following insertion, the male refrains from any movement, initiating a warm and relaxing soak.

Not to be performed with a pregnant woman.
Example:
"Yo Jacob, did you hear Karl got a hot tub last night from Jenny?"
"Haha I did, Karl fell asleep."


hot tub
A woman who upon first meeting comes across as strikingly attractive but, who after time gradually loses her appeal.

It derives from the overwhemling sensation you get when you first step into a hot tub. Once acclimated, however, you want to kick yourself for ever making such a big deal in the first place.
Example:
Mikey: I can't believe I was so obsessed with Melissa. What was I thinking?

E: It's not your fault - you fell for a hot tub. It was just a matter of time before you came to your senses.


Hot tubbing
When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.

Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.
Example:
We have to prepare the expert to go hot tubbing with Dr Smiles. He is a real shark.


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