i can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.



I can't even
The complete, sudden onset of the cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
Example:
"I can't even- (breath, talk, think, feel my body, etc.)"


I can't even...
An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".
Example:
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!


I can't even
This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Example:
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.


I can't even
I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
Example:
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!

Girl 2: Just re-order it then.

Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!

Girl 2: Then don't.


I can't even
When a certain someone gets so excited or upset about something, they resort to talking like a white chick in a Starbucks line.
Example:
Gio was so flustered using Promise today that he kept yelling at the computer screen "I can't even" and went home at 4pm.


i can't even with you
Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
Example:
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.


Latest Searches

baby seal, Oedipus Rex, feen, phenomenom, Rectify, Turnip, Printer, dripping out, sour milk, ambush visit, environmentally hot, angler fish, I see dead people, west philly squeegie, try it on, shitty music, krew, crusader, boxcar racer, screen shot, blowing, HOMO, BREADED, WAREZ, arCH, Very cool, spying, Gracie, soup cans, airplane, THONGS, NEUROTIC, jakol, forums, bliss, nameless king, soccer practice, HELL of, foresting, nic, Yeps, 770, reimburse, simmerate, rubs, GAA, hairline, sporting, be good, indie people, and love, webphpMyAdmin, the rifle, shota, nightfall, yandere, Ooh, your space, repeat, Topsy Turvy, Go read a book, Back Door Boyz, fiduciary, Elli, ramen, shingles, Level-headed, slumber, Coat, footjob, UwU, Pesterer, Dark Blue, Not giving, wingless, yamero, hk, West Virginia, hur hur, subdivision, bird seeding, tempting, Muscular, irish pillowcase, pines charter, cockblocker, vocab slut, Feasible, Catholic church, Spectator, shawtie, pack it up, humpin dumplin, Versa vulture, Nally, EA games, drown a hamster, MID FIGHT MASSES, leaker, Beths, Big Johnson, T-Shirt, damnation, Stinky Pinky Ring, BOLO, The Ugly, Afghan, asian love, You Get No Bitches, grey, red bandana, first rate, Middle Aged Cack, Men whimpering, Oh god no, fell out, abscent, Peck, workout, concerting, teenage girl, Can Do Attitude, dique, the USA, poached egg, Smart people, thematic, wh, formerly, Tally, attackative, B Dubs, man tits, solo, hobble, working on, Clouded, rock legend, ouu okay, TAX FREE, Popups, Transitional, at the beach, Asian culture, rage quit, redwood city, tapping, MEEH, noxious, jif, dar dar, timeless, MUCC, BLACK LIVES MATTER, PATTY, A normal person, Medical, Shanghai, Baptized, L337, licking it, Towel Head, STUMBLEUPON, did up, riled up, teddy, bodies, taste in music, Soda machine, assistance, in traffic, coke whore, A southern, charles, paddles, gel, cross-eyed, This just in, the right side, sweatshop, Oh yes, grid, Enron, I fucked your mom, Pretending, Sdrawrof, rest assured, a big mistake, array, Gar, cobra starship, Aunt, neil peart, Dinner, Cock-a-Leekie soup, third finger, the bled, Look, Goyer, hotel room, baby seal, Oedipus Rex, feen, phenomenom, Rectify, Turnip, Printer, dripping out, sour milk, ambush visit, environmentally hot, angler fish, I see dead people, west philly squeegie, try it on, shitty music, krew, crusader, boxcar racer, screen shot, blowing, HOMO, BREADED, WAREZ, arCH, Very cool, spying, Gracie, soup cans, airplane, THONGS, NEUROTIC, jakol, forums, bliss, nameless king, soccer practice, HELL of, foresting, nic, Yeps, 770, reimburse, simmerate, rubs, GAA, hairline, sporting, be good, indie people, and love, webphpMyAdmin, the rifle, shota, nightfall, yandere, Ooh, your space, repeat, Topsy Turvy, Go read a book, Back Door Boyz, fiduciary, Elli, ramen, shingles, Level-headed, slumber, Coat, footjob, UwU, Pesterer, Dark Blue, Not giving, wingless, yamero, hk, West Virginia, hur hur, subdivision, bird seeding, tempting, Muscular, irish pillowcase, pines charter, cockblocker, vocab slut, Feasible, Catholic church, Spectator, shawtie, pack it up, humpin dumplin, Versa vulture, Nally, EA games, drown a hamster, MID FIGHT MASSES, leaker, Beths, Big Johnson, T-Shirt, damnation, Stinky Pinky Ring, BOLO, The Ugly, Afghan, asian love, You Get No Bitches, grey, red bandana, first rate, Middle Aged Cack, Men whimpering, Oh god no, fell out, abscent, Peck, workout, concerting, teenage girl, Can Do Attitude, dique, the USA, poached egg, Smart people, thematic, wh, formerly, Tally, attackative, B Dubs, man tits, solo, hobble, working on, Clouded, rock legend, ouu okay, TAX FREE, Popups, Transitional, at the beach, Asian culture, rage quit, redwood city, tapping, MEEH, noxious, jif, dar dar, timeless, MUCC, BLACK LIVES MATTER, PATTY, A normal person, Medical, Shanghai, Baptized, L337, licking it, Towel Head, STUMBLEUPON, did up, riled up, teddy, bodies, taste in music, Soda machine, assistance, in traffic, coke whore, A southern, charles, paddles, gel, cross-eyed, This just in, the right side, sweatshop, Oh yes, grid, Enron, I fucked your mom, Pretending, Sdrawrof, rest assured, a big mistake, array, Gar, cobra starship, Aunt, neil peart, Dinner, Cock-a-Leekie soup, third finger, the bled, Look, Goyer, hotel room,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!