I can't even
by Nethalas on Aug 28, 2014 11:51:31
The complete, sudden
onset of the
cessation of brain activity, brought under the presence of acute stress, which fully affects the person only a short time after it strikes them. Said person, under the
duress of the symptoms, demonstrate their affliction by alerting to others that they can't even, in reference to their inability to deal with the symptoms, or their inability to perform simple actions which have been made impossible by their afflictions.
I can't even...
by The Jon Harrison on Mar 22, 2014 18:35:53
An
incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the
Caucasian female does not know what she "
can't even".
Example:
Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *
Literally dying*
Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!
I can't even
by the pretty one on Jun 20, 2014 10:34:46
This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has
evolved into another "
typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "
chipotle" .
Example:
Did you see
Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!
Girl, the new kid is
fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
I can't even
by #bebit4life on Jun 20, 2014 06:31:29
I can't even is used by the
whitest if
white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't
process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
i can't even with you
by TheNannyNamedFran on Jul 03, 2011 11:59:52
Said, usually in conjunction with a "
smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being
a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a
flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
Example:
1)
Joe: I got
pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...
I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't
think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.