i have to go

what you say when you are hanging out/talking with someone and they're pissing you off so much that you need to leave or you will slit their throat



I have to go color
1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.
Example:
Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."


I have to go do something
The common phrase use to dump a person on a first date

Usually when using it in a sentence, you either start or end it with a sorry.
Example:
First Example:
Wanna do this again?
Sorry I have to do something tomorrow.
Second Example:
Oh your gonna love my mom when we go to my apartment.
Wait. I have to go do something, sorry.


Actually, can I have that to go please
A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Example:
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”


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