iPad
Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when
it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors
tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically
queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
iPad
by icegu on Jan 28, 2010 12:11:21
iPad
by the_old_islander on Jan 29, 2010 02:21:56
iPad
by Cuntoleezza Rice on Oct 23, 2009 15:41:05
iPad
by daj198 on Jan 29, 2010 00:31:07
A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as
the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $
499 in 2010!
Example:
I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't
drool over a piece of technology just because
Apple says
it's good.
iPad
by jc_Sed8d on Mar 02, 2010 00:50:51
Example:
'I really thought last night would be an awesome
night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told
me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad
announcement was a huge iPad'
iPad
by Clifwith1f on Jan 28, 2010 22:38:40
Apple's
giant iPod Touch.
Announced
January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB
ports, no multitasking and no cameras.
iPad
by Steveee Jobs on Jan 30, 2010 14:11:39
iPad
by Pseudonym_3 on Jan 28, 2010 07:41:10
Example:
Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you
STEVE JOBS<
333
Person 2: I'm pretty sure my
iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...
Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3
iPad
by Dat_jew on Jan 29, 2010 14:15:05