iPod Touch Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

iPod Touch

by smokey-mcpot on Feb 04, 2009 10:08:34

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Example:
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

iPod Touch

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian on Feb 06, 2023 10:34:47

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Example:
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

iPod Touch

by "The iPods" Executive Producer on Nov 21, 2010 07:15:12

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.

Example:
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!

iPod Touch

by SoMePeRs0n/guy, on Nov 22, 2007 02:58:19

The iPhone, without the Phone

Example:
I was scammed on ebay. I seriuosly thought the iPod Touch was an iPhone

iPod Touch

by Galactic_T2 on Oct 31, 2019 19:08:51

An iPod that can work like an iPhone as it has a touch screen but it has no sim card slot so you are not able to use cellular signal. This means you can only use it with Wi-Fi or personal hotspots

Example:
...“and I also have an iPod Touch which I like to play games on.”

iPod Touch

by iLIKEipods on Jun 29, 2010 14:02:00

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.

Example:
iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch

iPod Touch

by Chorg on Oct 19, 2009 08:52:06

A super skinny iPod that can slip between the cracks in a couch, causing it to be lost for hours. This may cause people to flip the fuck out, literally cry like real liquid tears, and break lamps. If the girlfriend is the reason it got lost, it may result in both parties getting negative ass.

Example:
iPod touch owner: "dude i have to move the couch to find my iPod"
MOVES TABLE, THUS KNOCKING OVER LAMP
House owner: "alright, move the couch right into the fucking glass table!@!#$^&*"

iPod Touch owner: Wah wah wah!!!!!

Everyone else in the house: "Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha"

iPod Touch

by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai on Aug 19, 2012 04:01:08

An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.

Example:
Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*

iPod Touch

by diudiudiudiudiu on Mar 30, 2009 13:28:44

the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.

iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch

easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.

Example:
"hey is that an iphone?"
"nope, just an ipod touch"
"damn ipods..."

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