ice hockey

The Damn best sport on this planet.



ice hockey
is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus
Example:
netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ice hockey
The sporting equivalent of hungry hungry hippos. Repetitive, random, boring and involves about 3 different types of goals. What other sports are so crap you have allow fighting to add entertainment? No game matters one bit because there are like 80 in a season. At least half the goals you will not see go in because they are basically random goal mouth scrambles. Most of the rest happen on powerplays that are given out for nothing to generate more false excitement. Ice hockey is known to be rigged for closeness by the refs who give out 'make up calls' to keep the game entertaining (a bit like WWF). Its really great to play but its pointless to watch. If you do watch it and enjoy it you are either drunk or bored or both. Avoid.
Example:
What is the most repetitive, scruffy sport that needs the most contrivances to form an entertaining spectacle? Ice hockey. Its just plain poor.


Ice hockey
Is where a person that could be a man or a woman and they could be any sexuality , they wear big clothes and lots of padding which is good if the girl starts her period, they glide on frozen water with knives on their feet head first towards a small round thing on the frozen water, trying to hit it with a long piece of wood (any type of wood can also work) their aim is to hit this round thing that is on the frozen water and make it fly into a piece of material with holes in it, after the person has made the round thing fly into the material with holes, it is common that people sat in the audience will use their hands to honk a horn that sounds like farting and they will also scream loudly and are most likely to wack the barrier to make lots of vibrations in your ear. this sport is called ice hockey- gen 2k18
Example:
I’m playing ice hockey, I just made the round thing fly
I scored a goal in ice hockey and they are honking the farty horn


Ice-Hockey Goon
Someone in ice- hockey that is always pushing people into the walls and ALWAYS starting the fights. You will find a "goon", the offending players, always in the penalty box. He or she has to watch their team play with 4 players until their "time-out" is up., which is 2-5 mins. long, depending on the penalty.

Some penalties: roughing, tripping, elbowing, high-sticking, knee-ing, charging, slashing, etc....
Example:
Christina: "Man, Dylan is such a "ice-hockey goon", for starting that fight against the Thrashers goaltender, and now has 5 mins in the penalty box. "


ice hockey player
A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
Example:
Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.


Ice Hockey Check
The art of one huge, heavily padded ice hockey player slamming the opposition heavily padded ice hockey player into the wall as hard as possible, preferably with the intention of putting the opposition in so much pain they can no longer play. This move is generally done by skating as fast as possible and then using shoulders and hips, bashing into the other player and using the gathered momentum to crush the said player between yourself and the wall
Example:
watch me ice hockey check this useless player

this guys been asking for an ice hockey check


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