if you ever Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

if you ever

phraseused as a response to something that you don't want said or doneshortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"

Have you ever

by Sophie DP on Sep 03, 2007 05:44:15

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.

Example:
"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)

Do Not You Evers

by ssftable on Sep 30, 2003 14:25:07

"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.

Example:
Those Do Not You Evers think they are the sh*t.

Have You Ever Had A Dream

by conansrighthand on Dec 15, 2020 04:58:05

A sentence a kid said on tv while having a stroke.

Example:
“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

You ever held a thousand dollars ?

by AKAYHAVIN1KRPOMO on Jun 11, 2019 07:36:28

Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.

Example:
Bitch have you ever held a thousand dollars ?

If you ever step on my patch...

by Ratman93 on Apr 26, 2011 02:14:24

The pre-text to a phrase threatening anyone who 'steps on your patch'.

Example:
Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...

Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

by Crack fox on Feb 21, 2016 02:42:33

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

Example:
"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

Have you ever had a dream

by Qwertysjnf2 on Jan 09, 2022 21:08:04

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.

Example:
"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"

Have you ever been to heaven

by 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕤 on Jul 19, 2022 00:10:18

You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Example:
Totally didn’t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho that’s the question

You ain't ever

by Jim Wopo on Aug 03, 2021 08:09:26

When someone tells you that they have done something, but you call their bluff.

Example:
For instance, "This movie kicked it into full gear." - What someone says
"You ain't ever been in 3rd gear before." - Reply

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