if you know what i mean

Added to the end of a sentence to make it sound dirty ... hinting towards a possible sexual meaning.



if you know what i mean
When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
Example:
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.


if you know what i mean
The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
Example:
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."


you know what I mean?
Phrase used by the inarticulate and dimwitted as a comma and to buy time and cover their lack of knowledge of a subject on which they have decided to speak and the resulting insecurity this engenders.

It is particularly irritating in sportspeople, presenters and commentators as they are paid way in excess of the average salary of their audience precisley to tell them what it is they mean. The unspoken assumption is that the audience are already well aware of the 'gem of wisdom' or 'fact' (or see cliche) imparted by the 'expert' and that there really is no need to pay him or her £5000 an episode to provide such insightless insights.
Example:
Well, burumble balarumbler schumacher clam clam diddly pitstop gloomer. Knowarramean?


IF! you know what i mean
an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not
Example:
Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean


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