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The act of constantly refreshing or updating a platform of discussion, in search of any and all new additions.



The Index
The perfect way to rate females. Judged on a 0-4 scale to make things less complicated.

0-Is that even a girl?
1-Not hideous, but no
2-If I was intoxicated
3-Yes, and she's hot
4-Holy shit, yes
Example:
Friend 1= "What is she on The Index?"
Friend 2="Are you crazy? She looks like a mule, definitely a 0"

Friend 1="What is she on The Index?"
Friend 2="Go get me that handle of Burnetts and I will say 2"


Index
A newly-ordained nun who was forcefully given the Vatican's 103,000 most forbidden books on her brain while being shackled by Catholic Confessors and Inquisitors. She goes with Touma, a man who was too unlucky bastard who unknowingly built a harem on himself. She also got a pussycat named Sphinx.
She has a black hole as a stomach, who eats Touma's budget. And bits the bastard if she's pissed.
Example:
Index is a Loli Nun.


index
You probably came here by trying to go to urbandictionary.com/index.php, it doesn't work like that, bud.

for the ppl who don't know, index.html/index.php is basically the default page of the site, and is preferred over default.php and all the other alternatives.
Example:
script kiddie: lololol ill break urban dictionary by going to urbandictionary.com/index.php xd
urban dictionary: *redirects to define?term=index.php*


Urinal Index
A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.
Example:
Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.


Rose Index
The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.

The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.

Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.
Example:
The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 2.5 on the Rose Index!


Cougar Index
Your Cougar Index is a cummulative score calculated by taking the age difference between your cougar and your self, then multiplied by the number of times that you have nailed them.
Example:
This week Pierre's Cougar Index was 106, he nailed the 45 year old 4 times, the 47 year old 3 times and the 50 year old twice! For a 35 year old, he sure does get lucky a lot.


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