injured
Okay, this one's going around fast! I just made it up last week, and knew I had to snag my credit before someone else did...anyways it means;To use in the place of retarded or "Dee de dee". {only using with a gesture(make your hand look like a duck head {don't ask >.>} and then bend your hand down all the way.)}injurous
Example:
I would've drafted Mark Prior, but he's too injurous.
If Grant Hill wasn't so injurous, he'd be a surefire Hall of Famer.
I would've drafted Mark Prior, but he's too injurous.
If Grant Hill wasn't so injurous, he'd be a surefire Hall of Famer.
Injured
Injured Dog
When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw
Example:
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor
Injured Gazelle
A woman that is seen stumbling home in the early hours of the morning after a few too many daiquiris, and guaranteed to get into the car/taxi with you and then perform a plethora of sexual acts with little or no protest.
Example:
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
Like a lion hunting an injured gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
injured pigeon
While your recieving a handjob from your female partner. You simply and quickly break the masturbating arm then grab it and finish it off yourself with the broken arm.
Injured Flamingo
The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.
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Injured generation
A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys
Example:
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»