injurious
used to describe a fantasy basketball or football team which contains at least 4 or 5 players who are currently or constantly injured. Can also be applied to a real sports team.Injury
Example:
When Devin is getting beat by a better player or when Daniel gets raped by Andrew in ping pong thats and injury
When Devin is getting beat by a better player or when Daniel gets raped by Andrew in ping pong thats and injury
resort injury
The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.
Example:
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
insult to injury
self-injury
The act of deliberately inflicting harm on ones own body without suicidal intent or plans of bodily modification (eg. piercing your ears isn't self-injury). Typically self-injury is practiced to block mental pain with physical pain, or to provide the self-injurer with something that they can feel if they are emotionally numb. Common forms of self-injury include cutting with a sharp object such as a razor or a knife, burning (with an open flame, chemicals, a heated object (technically, this is branding, not burning), or friction from rubbing with an object such as a pencil erasor), scratching or scraping, and hitting (whether with ones own hands or another object).
Example:
Although it is sometimes misinterpreted as a suicide attempt, self-injury is actually a coping mechanism used to deal with powerful negative feelings and prevent suicide.
Although it is sometimes misinterpreted as a suicide attempt, self-injury is actually a coping mechanism used to deal with powerful negative feelings and prevent suicide.
injury fetish
A strong attraction to broken bones, sprains, fractures, crutches, wheelchairs, ect. It is NOT the same as a sadist, these people do not cause or wish to cause harm. They're just turned on by it. An injury fetish is usaully harmless.
Example:
He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night.
Just looking at his broken arm made me have an orgasim because I have this huge injury fetish.
He looked so sexy after he broke his leg and was in a llc, we were fucking all night.
Just looking at his broken arm made me have an orgasim because I have this huge injury fetish.
injury prone
Often sustaining injuries.
Example:
Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
Coldplay Injury
When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.
Example:
Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."
Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."
skeet injury
Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.