instabation
The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants,
sunsets,
marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is
propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
instab
by Onomarchus on Dec 08, 2006 03:24:13
"I never
saw that abbreviation before."
Used when you encounter some
Internet acronym, especially if you can
discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
Example:
person 1:
iswydt
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that
insipid phrase "
I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
instab
by Onomarchus on Dec 10, 2006 03:30:52
"I never
saw that abbreviation before."
Used when you encounter some
Internet acronym, especially if you can
discern what it means even though you never saw it before.
Example:
person 1:
iswydt
person 2: instab
1: huh?
2: You're using shorthand for that
insipid phrase "
I see what you did there." I saw what you did there even though I hadn't seen that abbreviation before.
1: huh?
2: instab means "I never saw that abbreviation before."
Instabating
by basilbrush on Oct 15, 2017 22:34:07
Example:
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that
instabating has ruined her
labido.