intestinal
It is when you're buttfucked in the ass and you feel a penis ride up and tickle your small intestinesIntestine
1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.
2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
Example:
1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.
2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.
1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.
2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.
intestinator
A small explosive object planted into your throat when you enter the fabled prison of "fortress". The object chills in your intestine until you act bad, or go outside the red lines, then it explodes your intestine. This was eventually overcome, because the intestinator was seen to be magnetic, and when gay-rapist prisoner "187" got intestinated, they grabbed his intestinator.
Intestines
Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.
Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!
Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!
Example:
Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.
Person 1: GASP!
Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.
Person 1: GASP!
Intestinal
Intestine Job
When you stick your dick so far up a girls ass it goes in her intestine when it dose it will make you wanna cum beacuse of how good and slippery it feels
Example:
hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job
hey baby guess what)(what ) * pulls out dick and puts in butt* (omg jorge thats sooo good thats an intestine job
Intestinal Testimony
A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
Example:
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!
intestinal terrorist
Example:
Whoa what happened to you last night?
some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.
Whoa what happened to you last night?
some intestinal terrorist got a hold of me in the showers.
Drop an intestine
A long, thick and continuous bowel movement that coils upon hitting the toilet bowel and appears shaped exactly like one's intestine.
Example:
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".
Holy crap, I just "dropped an intestine!"
I'll see you guys in a few minutes I have to "drop an intestine".