ipod Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ipod

A rectangle that holds music, videos, or photos. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the Anti-Christ or the cause of the downfall of Western civilization. I purchased one so I can have my entire CD collection in the palm of my hand, not so I can say OMGZ LoOk At My Nu iPoD!!11

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by foursouls1 on May 12, 2009 16:56:46

ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.

Example:
Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!

Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!

Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......

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by Sean Skyhawk on Dec 03, 2008 05:34:08

One of the most popular mp3 players in (at least) the USA. Despite all the people here who try to diss it, and I daresay I find it hilarious to read :D

- You can choose the size based on what you have in your computer (I got 8GB, 500+ songs already on it and I can store my whole CD collection)
- VERY portable
- Relatively durable if used properly
- Easy-to-use interface (contrary to popular opinion, if it is an mp3, you can use it. Not that BS about nazi-style monopoly and m4p crap)
- Did I say popular?

To all the pri-... I mean people who complain about being seen with the white earbuds (which are pretty decent on their own), try this:

1. Plug your ears in with buds but do not connect to iPod
2. Arrange it so that the cord runs down the BACK of your shirt. This is a critical step in making the view angle-proof
3. Wear a hoodshirt. Also, if applicable, wear a cap as well over the earbuds.
4. NOW plug into your iPod in your pocket. The hood covers all remaining angles and you can now tune away w/o fearing getting caught :D

Example:
iPod nano costs approx. $149 in 8 colors at most shops. The 9th is purchaseable @ Apple

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by damon666666666 on May 08, 2006 10:10:30

A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Example:
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

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by Ben Fong on Oct 24, 2006 07:09:46

the monopoly of mp3 players.

Example:
dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.

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by damon666666666 on Feb 06, 2006 01:05:03

Example:
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."

ipod

by ZachDigger109-32 on May 14, 2006 07:44:02

The definitions on this site have been used to discuss the pros and cons of the iPod. The fact is, it is a music player that is priced reasonably when compared to many other portable music players on the market today. The black and white screened iPod were somewhat overpriced, and the original iPod photo was far overpriced in comparison to other players, but with the introduction of the iPod with video it has become much more reasonably priced for a video player.
Also, many underaged children have a strong desire to own an iPod due to Apple's extremely successful advertising campaign, and as a result many people buy these players more as a status symbol rather than for practical use as a music player, leading people to purchase the most expensive model which holds 15'000 songs while only filling it with 200 songs.

Example:
Student #1: Hey, cool iPod.
Student #2: Thank's, it's a 60 gig.
Student #1: Oh, nice! I have that one too. How many songs are on yours?
Student #2: Oh, like 13'000, how about you?
Student #1: Wow! That's so many! I only have like 350!
Student #2: ...well then why did you get the 60 gig version?
Student #1: Oh yeah, well why do you have all of that music!?
Student #2: Because I really appreciate music and this was the best piece of hardware I could find that would hold it all with an easy to manage user interface.
Student #1: Well... You suck!

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by St. Thomas on Jun 10, 2005 08:23:23

(noun) a waste of money

Example:
I just spent 1,000 on my new iPod only to find out other mp3 players that do the exact same thing cost much less because I'm a fucktard.

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by marko on Apr 15, 2005 03:52:34

a topic on urbandictionary.com that has been used to discuss the pros and cons of ipods between viewers. Besides it is too expensive and the only reason it has more sales than any other is because people are stupid

Example:
read all of the other entries to see what i mean

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by chicagophanatic on Dec 10, 2006 02:25:48

ADVANTAGES:

1. Can be dropped several times on concrete and still work just fine.

2. Charges quickly and lasts a long time on one charge (up to a day)

3. Click wheel is very responsive and easy to use.

4. Has cool accessories.

5. Large, bright display.

6. Cool features.

DISADVANTAGES:

1. Attracts robbers.

2. Battery costs a crapload of money to replace.

3. Expensive as hell.

4. Scratches Easily so you have to buy a case ($15-$50) to protect it.

Example:
IPODs do suck in a way, but they're not that bad!

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