jager

A delectable drink which will get you smashed off you'r ass.



jager
jager is originally a german word meaning "yack," or throw up intensly. it is commonly assossiated with the word "meister" which is translated to the word "master." there is a drink named after these two words called "jagermeister." when this word is translated it means "the yack master." the name was created because this drink is known to cause people drinking it to lose all knowledge of the rest of the night and wake up with throw up all over themselves and anything else in the house/apartment/playground/etc. anyone who drinks the beverage will instantly become "a yack master" or "throw up master." anything done under the influence of the drink is justifiable by simply saying: "i had a jager night..." (see "jager night.")
Example:
dude, that smell is gonna make me jager all over the place.

if i jager any more i think im seriously gonna die.


jager
The real defenition of jager is it is used to keep your stomach settled when drinking alot. Ive been to germany and germans drink so much while they eat and after that if they did not drink jager before they drink they would get severly sick and get alcohol poisoning.And so they have one shot before and they can drink as much as they want!!!
Example:
I had a shot jager and drank all i want without getting sick!


Jager
Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.

Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.
Example:
"I did eight shots of Jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own piss."


Jager
A Licorice flavored liqueur from Germany. I wasn't personally a believer until I tried it. It rather expensive unfortunately but it is delicious. Very high quality, mixes well with any lighter soda drink... full throttle, Red Bull, Mountain Dew...Etc
Example:
Dude after 5 Jager bombs with Andrea I was Donezo.


Jager
Booze. Has a stag on the bottle because it use to be made with stag blood back in the day. Will get you wasted. Tastes like black licorice. Will get you wated. Damned expensive. Also a kick ass music tour with SLAYER! Have I mentioned it will get you wasted?
Example:
"I shouldn't have taken 8 shots of Jager in 10 minutes."
"You just blew chunks of Jager all over."
"I'm sorry I puked Jager all over your carpet. My bad homes! Holla!"


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