jakarta
Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.Jakarta
Also called J-Town.
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Capital city of Indonesia.
One of the busiest cities in the world.
If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.
This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.
The city where money talks and takes control.
UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!
DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.
But it's always party in Jakarta!
Example:
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.
Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Jakarta
Besides as the largest city in the world, Jakarta is the capital of art and culture, best food, nice people, gorgeous girls, great parties and rave, great Jazz fest, and every happenings that happening is here, Jakarta..
Jakarta
Example:
Pilot: request for landing
ATC: Wellcome to hell, Jakarta international runway clear for landing
Pilot: request for landing
ATC: Wellcome to hell, Jakarta international runway clear for landing
Jakarta
a shithole city in indonesia, its the capital, actually. loaded with pollution and traffic, mainly traffic. never ever visit.
Example:
after my visit to jakarta, i heard the "beep beep" of all the fucking cars ringing in my head for a week. fucking shit hole.
after my visit to jakarta, i heard the "beep beep" of all the fucking cars ringing in my head for a week. fucking shit hole.
Jakarta
Jakarta Twizzler
Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
Jakarta International School
A school where foreign, rich, mostly asian, cracked boys, and gossiping girls go to gossip, and flex their ping-pong skills in really bad matches in Jakarta, Indonesia. (Only if their parents are as rich as jake paul)
Example:
Person 1: Hey look, that kid’s goes to Jakarta International School.
Person 2: I bet his parents are rich af.
Person 1: I bet he owns a iPhone XS Max.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Spoiled, rich kid.
Person 1: Hey look, that kid’s goes to Jakarta International School.
Person 2: I bet his parents are rich af.
Person 1: I bet he owns a iPhone XS Max.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Spoiled, rich kid.
Jakarta Intercultural School
Example:
Jake/ hey man
Josh/ Did u just assume my gender
Jake/ u must be from Jakarta intercultural school
Jake/ hey man
Josh/ Did u just assume my gender
Jake/ u must be from Jakarta intercultural school