jello shots

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing some sort of liquor.



jello shot
A small serving of gelatin, usually in a nut cup, made with vodka instead of water.
Example:
The the party we did Jello Shots to get our buzz on.


Jello Shots
Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.
Example:
We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.


jello shot
Anything that is superficially popular, especially to those who do not understand or are unable to appreciate a superior alternative. While originally pertaining to alcohol, ("I don't like vodka, I'll just have a jello shot and giggle later about how drunk I am,") the term "Jello Shot" can be used to describe any cheap, plastic piece of crap that achieves a cult following without any real merit.
Example:
The PT Cruiser is a jello shot. So is the "New VW Beetle," the Chevy SSR and HHR. You see them at car shows, but nobody really gives a rat's ass. Certain pop stars are also jello shots, exceedingly popular among those who have no taste. Basically, any product that causes a ton of people to spend too much money on some sort of girlish, cheerleader-touted, one-hit-wondery piece of crap is a Jello shot.


Jello shot a titty
To jello shot a titty is when you grab a woman by the waist and pull them towards you. You then take the titty in your mouth and suck on it preferably whole. While sucking on it like you would a jello shot or a jello cup like the ones from a Asian supermarket.
Example:
Elizabeth was literally swooped off her feet and had jello shot a titty done on her.


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