jelly-leg

God's way of telling you to sit the fuck down



Jelly Legs
When a woman has an orgasm so intense her legs become like jelly, possibly resulting in her falling over. Often accompanied by a Squirt
Example:
Laura: I'm telling you, sit down when you jill off in the shower.
Sarah: Why?
Laura: Because if you do it right you'll get Jelly Legs and you don't want to hit your head on the way down.


Jelly legs
A condition brought about by too much activity in the vagina or ass, rendering the recipient of said activity unable to walk.
Example:
My man rocked the man in the boat so hard last night I got jelly legs. I'm still having trouble walking. I hope to god he comes around again tonight!


jelly legged
When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face.
Example:
Bob got jelly legged after Paul hit him for sleeping with his wife.


jelly legs
When a child goes into a state of paralysis below the waist in order to get what he/she wants.
Example:
Kid: I WANT CANDY!!
Mom: No!
Kid: I WANT CANDY!(Kid goes into jelly legs mode)
Mom: Timmy stand up! I'm not going to carry you!
Kid: WAAAAAAAHHHH!
Mom: Jesus! Here...what do you want?


Leg Jelly
The creamy spooge that runs down a girls inner thighs/legs when she stands up too quickly. She has received too big a load from Studly Do Rite and it has to escape her man chops.
Example:
Jen don't get up too fast after I fill your twat with my spooge else you'll have a case of Leg Jelly. You know if that happens, I'll have to do you in the behind sose to get some peanut butt-er and make you a peanut butt-er and Leg Jelly sam'ich! Mmmmmm Yummy!


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