jesus fuck
A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "
Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.Notable for its use in the beginning of the
Leftover Crack/Citizen
Fish split CD Deadline.
jesus fuck
by zack love on Apr 10, 2008 12:48:18
Example:
"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."
"
let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."
"you punched out a
pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"
"jesus fuck i lost
mcGee"
Jesus fuck
by Destiny🥵 on Feb 21, 2020 17:22:27
Jesus Fuck
by BetaBlocker on Jul 06, 2010 12:04:08
-noun
1. An ecstasy-inducing
religious experience.
2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
-interjection
1. An exclamation that is
markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"
Example:
Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you
hook up?
Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got
in the way, so we decided
to Jesus Fuck instead.
Jesus fucking
by A complete joke on Apr 23, 2017 11:57:11
When you fuck so hard and fast that you die and then
revive 3 days later, and then
get sent up to god's bedroom to do the same thing there.
Example:
Person 1:
where the hell am I?
God:
in my bedroom
Person 1: how did I die?
God: Jesus fucking...
Person 1: what?! Why am I in your bedroom
God: cause someone who can
Jesus fuck only appears every 2 thousand years, now get in bed...
jesus fucks
by 8088Y80M8 on Dec 30, 2011 18:39:01
Example:
"Already being late for work this morning, I encountered one of those jesus fucks and it
stalled me an
additional 5 minutes!"
Jesus Fuck
by The mysterious Mr.R on Mar 31, 2011 05:31:01
Example:
Bob: "I heard Sara
got Jesus Fucked
last summer".
Tony: "Is that where you put her on a
crucifix and nail her three times?"
Bob: "Yeah dude."
Tony: "Holy, holy, holy lord. God of power and might."
Jesus-fuck
by Philbert_McGee on Jun 04, 2018 05:17:04
Jesus Fuck
by ilikecheese91 on Apr 01, 2009 11:58:09
Used in
conjunction with
jesus christ and the
word fuck and/or said at random.
It is said instead of just a simple jesus christ or fuck. Can be used as a verb,
adj, noun, or just about anything else.
Jesus Fuck
by mikedusher on Oct 13, 2009 15:51:07
verb: The act of forcing something to work through
blunt strength or
force.
also can be described as
ghetto rigging something through force.