jew-fu

A form of the martial arts used by the ninjew. Kept secret among the Hebrew people, jew-fu allows the ninjew to perform spectacular feats of dexterity, dominate his opponents, or open an otherwise stubborn beer. Used by ninjews to fight pirates.



Jew-fu
Negatively defined by the 1940s.
Example:
40s Jews couldn't Jew-fu. They would still be with us if they could. Would jew?


Kung Fu Jew
A person who has one East Asian parent and one Jewish (almost always Caucasian) parent.
Example:
You know Seth Wong? He's a Kung Fu Jew.


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