jhon Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

jhon

a weird-ass shitty way of spelling john or jon

jhon

by mexoshadow on Aug 25, 2009 09:36:29

kid who plays with himself and has no life and plays halo too much and thinks hes better then any body else and plays with toys when there too old for toys and there gay

Example:
stop being a jhon you think your better at halo because you beat me once

jhon

by dani avacadoy on Apr 10, 2020 11:15:12

my dad. i’ll love u forever teddy🥺 you make me happier when we talk to each other on facetime & always making me laugh because of stupid jokes , u weird tho perioddd

Example:
jhon is a nibba

Jhon

by juliamcx3 on Oct 25, 2010 11:54:06

a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time

Example:
That guy is such a Jhon. He's so sweet.

Jhon

by Little Mo72 on Jan 10, 2012 07:45:24

The perfect guy. He is the perfect hight for you to kiss. And can alwalys hear you. Sensitive, loving, funny, smart, you always wanna be with him. But dn't get him pissed off. He may look like a normal kid who always loses a fight- but Jhon starts the fights! He always wins. You always root for him inyour head. He may not know you like him. He will do anything for you. Talk to him every chance you get. You may realize he likes you back! He always stops by your locker when he gets the chace, and waits for you by your locker. Even though he knows he'll be late. Never leave his side. When you do, your world gets dimmer.

Example:
*Jhon is at your locker*
Victoria: Hey! Not that I didn't want to see you or anything' but the bell is about to ring. You better hurry!
Jhon: Nahhh... I'm fine right here with you.
Victoria: *blush*
RRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG
Victoria: Well I guess I have to go now...*sad face*
Jhon: Are you sure? I like being he-
Teacher: Hey! Why are you two just standing aroud? Go get a tardy slip!

Jhon

by nnstkglu on Jun 08, 2021 04:21:44

Basically a shitty way to spell John then amplify a john's shittiness by 30% . A Jhon has a cocky approach in life, mostly chill and has tendencies to be passive aggressive, always laid back but gets things done "somehow", which makes his relaxed state almost contagious. He loves company and being alone at the same time. likes doing things in his own pace. he's a Jack of all trades, and he likes everything and does everything (for learning purpose mostly), He likes most genres of music, sometimes hates viral overrated senseless music. a Jhon can be dark and have a heart of gold at the same time. He stands firm to what he can prove is true, and he barely runs out of proof. Always looking at the better good.

Example:
He has a Jhon attitude, with the "H" ahead of the "O". he's a revamped version of a john.
I really like hanging out with Jhons
That Jhon is totally bananas
I can be a Jhon too
I can be your Jhon ;)

Jhon

by NeonLynxx_ on Aug 13, 2021 01:47:47

U kina dum

Itss john I knoe how to speel >:(

Example:
Person 1: jhon
Person 2: ur dum

No Jhons

by Rootnewah on Jan 31, 2017 09:56:34

No excuses for a loss in Super Smash Bros.

Example:
"Dude you only won because you used Cloud"

"No jhons cuck"

Jhon

by Wm94 on Apr 24, 2017 17:02:50

How vegans called John spell their name

Example:
Jhon is a cunt because he doesn't eat meat or dairy.

Jhon

by Jhonhammed on Aug 21, 2017 06:13:43

Crazy boy from Specs New York who looks like Mr. Krabs when he's shocked. Loves his DITAS and will always be eating dumplings from Panda Express. Loves ass and bad bitches. He's the LATINO DREAM. <33333333333333

Example:
I have to remember you're only 18! You're such a Jhon! BOY YOU NEED A DOCTOR SMH LLS

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