jim joyced

DEFINED:To fuck up a persons goal, or lifelong achievement in a way so they fairly achieve their dream, but you are in fact a prick and completely fuck it over and steal it from them. you are a fucker and everyone hates you.Background:Jim Joyce missed an obvious out in a Detroit Tigers and Cleveland Indians game on June 2nd, 2010. Armando Galarraga, the pitcher for the Tigers, had 26 consecutive outs and had 1 more out for a perfect game, the ultimate achievement in baseball. The call was obvious; the Cleveland runner was out but Jim Joyce called him safe. The runner was out by more than a stride length, a easy call for a little league softball umpire. Joyce is 55 years old and already showing signs of Alzheimers, while every baseball follower wants to slaughter him, so accordingly his future isn't looking too bright.



Jim Joyce
1. A Major League Baseball umpire.

2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.
Example:
Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.

Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!

Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.


Jim Joyced
Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.

Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.
Example:
1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy

"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig

2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."

Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."


Jim Joyce
A. To get something that is very obvious very wrong.

B. To screw something up very badly.
Example:
A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.

B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.


Jim Joyced
1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals
Example:
Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.


Jim Joyce
A very good umpire, unlike most umpires nowadays. He made ONE ACCIDENTAL CALL at first base, which could have given Armando Galarraga a perfect game. As a result, brainless Detroit Tigers fans start making up slanderous lies about Joyce, and some of them want him lynched. Cuckoo...

He even apologized for making a MISTAKE. WE'RE HUMANS, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES FROM TIME TO TIME. Even Armando knew that he made a mistake. It doesn't matter though: Armando still got the perfect game, even if it doesn't say so in the books.
Example:
Tigers fan: MAN FUCK JIM JOYCE I WANT HIM LYNCHED!!!!!! LYNCHED!!!!!!!!
Me: Calm down, you fucking brainless retard. He made a damn mistake, for Christ's sake. Give him a break...


Jim Joyce
(verb) To completely destroy an important event or significant moment in history

(noun) one who steals perfect games
Example:
(v) "Oh my God, Chief Justice Roberts just Jim Joyced the presidential oath!"

(v) "I cant believe Canada is Jim Joycing the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics!"

(n) "Jim Joyce is not good at his job"


Jim Joyce
An ump who fucking blows and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
Example:
Tim: You see what that d bag Jim Joyce just did?
John: No, what?
Tim: He blew a call at first and cost Galarraga a perfect game.
John: What a tool.


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