joan rivers
A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
Joan Rivers
1)Human Cayborg Relations, model wh-0r.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.
Drives Many of Human Species to prefer Suicide over that of things like Red Carpet, or E telivision.
2) Any person who dispite many a recomandation refuses to actualy do any reasearch, on any thing.
3)Ruiner of lives, Gaping Vagina mouth of Satan.
Example:
What the hell is that noise? It sounds as if I hear four horses in the east!
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!
It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.
What the hell is that noise? It sounds as if I hear four horses in the east!
No It is Joan Rivers. Run Like Hell!
It cant be If it were The vile Rivers, I would have shot my self by now.
Joan Rivers
During Missionary style sex you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.
JOAN RIVERS
The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see
Example:
( in a group of friends)
Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "
Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "
Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
( in a group of friends)
Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "
Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "
Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
Joan Rivers
Example:
Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
Joan Rivers Doubletake
Example:
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
That all-denim get-up is a Joan Rivers Doubletake waiting to happen.
Damn, Rivers'd! He looks like a Karate school dropout that couldn't afford the long pants. Or belts. Or decent hair dye.
Joan Rivers route
Example:
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).