joosed
Receiving an alcohol enema. The alcohol can be of any variety, but it is more commonly known as "joosed" due to the popularity of receiving the enema with the flavored/caffeinated malt beverage, "Joose".The effervescence of the "joosing" is thought to increase the alcohol absorption into the bloodstream (over other non-carbonated alcohol enemas with the same alcohol percentage).The enema is administered via a joose-bag or common drug-store enema (see Fleet Enema for an example). The joose bag resembles a pastry bag and has multiple joose nozzles that can be swapped out for varying levels of pleasure and experience. Additionally, it is recommended that when sharing a joose bag between two or more individuals, a separate nozzle (or bag) should be used per recipient.The bag is filled with the alcoholic beverage, while keeping one finger under the tip of the nozzle. The open end is then folded over and sealed tight.The recipient must then remove their pants and undergarments and recline in either a horizontal or angled position to position the rectum as north as possible.A second individual will then administer the joosing. (Experienced joosers will be able to administer their own with practice.) The recipient must then remain in an anus-northward position until it is time to "pull the ripcord," or release the alcohol from his/her anus.If the alcoholic beverage is of a lower alcohol percentage, the recipient may then choose to be plugged with a silicone "cork" or joose plug. The recipient can then be mobile until the "ripcord" is pulled.More information can be found here (section 5):http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EnemaJoosing is extremely dangerous, and many people have died from alcohol poisoning from it. It is NOT recommended that anyone practice this form of alcohol consumption.Please see the 2007 Darwin Award winner:http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.htmljoosed
getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.
Example:
"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."
"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."
Joose
The nectar of the gods.
One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
One joose and you're having a damn good time
Two jooses and you're fucked and a half
Three jooses and there is a good chance of you getting arrested.
Four jooses and you're one dead nigga.
joose
for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...
Example:
snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.
snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.
joose
Joose
drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
JOOSED
When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.
joose
crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!
Joose
Example:
The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."
The upper in Joose says "let's speed up!" The downer says "no, let's slow down!" And your heart says "Hm, let me stop for a minute and think about it..."