journalist
by ak4mc on Mar 02, 2011 09:36:49
A holder of any one of myriad possible jobs in the field of journalism, from the noble reporter of news on down to the gossip columnist or the
sleazeball who puts his byline on a press release and submits it unaltered for publication. Derives from the verb "to journalize," which shares with the
public's respect for journalists the fact of being non-existent. For reasons as yet undetermined, actual respectable reporters have even embraced this
vacuous label.
Example:
From what he told me about his job I thought he was some kind of
hard-nosed reporter dedicated to getting at the truth and telling it to the public -- but when I asked
him again what he told me was, he was a journalist. So I shot him in the head.
journalist
by axle rose and his big mansion on May 27, 2009 10:31:17
a
professional liar. a professional distorter. a professional hate
mongerer. they craftily use newspapers and
television programs to create the illusion that the entire world believes like them. in reality, they are literally just a couple psychos with a really big megaphone. Like Satan, they only have any influence in your life if you choose to let them in.
Example:
Journalist=modern day
sophist. not only do they tell you things they know aren't true, they charge you for it!!!! Yeah, like I'm going to pay 50
cents and 30 minutes of my time to get lied to.
journalist
by Bruciee on Sep 27, 2007 19:01:03
A creature that lives by making other people (or animals) life miserable. Always on
lookout for a slip by anyone. Promptly brands others as criminals just to sell news.
Gets
beaten up regularly and as in the case of
Steve Irwin dies too
journalist
by skeeter922 on Jun 05, 2006 16:59:30
In the United States: someone who signs his or her name to press releases from the Bush adminstration which subsequently appear in a newspaper or magazine and is still refered to as "an article"
see also:
shill, cunt,
stooge, party
loyalist Example:
Wow acording to this journalist there is a trailer in Iraq filled with things that could make something called a
weapon of mass destruction. Let's bomb their conuntry. Invade it. Build military basses. And occupy it
indefinately. All with our tax dollars and foreign subsidezed debt.
What a great idea! We don't need that money anyway!
Journalist
by pomf on Jul 09, 2012 13:46:31
Example:
1: Dude, why the hell are you a
journalist? It's
demeaning to celebrities. All you do is annoy them constantly with hopes of getting information out of them.
2: You must not know what a journalist is. It's what we do.
Deal with it.