jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.also referred to as 'jumped the fence'



Jump the Fence
A moment where a reality show that consistently proves to be unconvincing in its content suddenly has a true moment of reality on a scale that has never been imagined before.

Originating from a moment on The Bachelor when Colton Underwood is heartbroken after one of the contestants quit the show, and afterwards, he proceeded to jump over a fence.
Example:
Steve: "Did you watch The Bachelor last night?"
Paul: "No. Besides, you know that show's fake, right?"
Steve: "Well, it wasn't fake last night. In fact, they managed to jump the fence."


jump the fence
To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.
Example:
Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.


Jumping the Fence
A phrase describing a particular person, place or thing as having good qualities.

The phrase itself is always written or said in the present tense.
Example:
1. One restaurant that is definately jumping the fence is Tommy Condon's Irish Pub.

2. Excuse me ladies, but you all are certainly jumping the fence tonight.

3. I had some Maryland-style crab cakes the other night and they were really jumping the fence.


Jump the Fence
When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.
Example:
"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"


Can I jump your fence?
To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.
Example:
Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)


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