Kerbe
Kerbe is an incredibly creative person. She will always have your back and make it known that you matter. She is a beauty inside and out. Extremely loyal and also very stylish. If you don’t have a Kerbe in your life, I feel bad for you.
Kerbing
The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.
High Kerbing
When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation
kerb crawler
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Kerb Burglar
(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
Example:
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
kerb crawling
Example:
Kerb Stomp
When someone wants to fuck with you, so you push them into the gutter, lift up their face and use your foot to smash their face against the gutter kerb. Resulting in a bloody mess.
Example:
Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
Glen wanted to fuck with Tom, but Tom was like no way and destroyed his face with a kerb stomp.
Bumped the kerb
When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!
Example:
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!
kerb kiss
It's similar to a kerb stomp.
You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
You put someone's face against a kerb like if he was kissing it and then you hit him in the back of the head. Bloody and potentially lethal.
Example:
In the book the City and the City by C. Miéville :
" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."
A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)
In the book the City and the City by C. Miéville :
" A young man called Avid Avid left bleeding from the head after taking a kerb-kiss from a racist..."
A scene at the beginning of American History X where Edward Norton totally gives a kerb kiss to a guy.( He kills him and then goes to jail)