ketchup bottle
Verb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's
clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to
extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to
imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation.
ketchup bottle
by D. Bittick on Jun 15, 2007 14:50:24
In
giving a hand job, when someone has one hand around your penis while their other hand is
smacking your
pecker head like beating a ketchup bottle when pouring.
Ketchup Bottle
by Mosthated.ice on Mar 23, 2020 09:16:30
Usually when a girl is on her Period to
make it funnier they’
ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.
ketchup bottled
by JandE on Jul 12, 2008 09:41:57
verb. 1. to
have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a
ketchup bottle.
Example:
1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "
Damn girl, why did you have to
ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is
bleeding."
Ketchup Bottle
by Crouching tiger hidden nigger on Sep 24, 2009 09:17:33
When you are having anal with a girl you
jam your dick all the way into her ass. Then say "Oh no its stuck!" Then you slap her ass and pull
real fast and tell her "Sometimes you just gotta give it a little
tap"
Example:
Guy 1 "yo nigga I gave my girl the
ketchup bottle last night it was
off the chain"
guy 2 "I told you to stop calling me a nigger"
Guy 1 "yo
mah bad slavery was wack"
Ketchup Bottle
by Rodney Fallington on Nov 14, 2006 09:26:07
When you pound a girl in the ass so hard that she starts bleeding, and then you pull out the just as she is about
to fart. It makes a sound like a near
empty ketchup bottle.
This
manuever is very rare.
Shaking the ketchup bottle
by orangepony on Apr 13, 2012 00:06:22
Shaking the
ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "
splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely
consult a doctor.
tapping the ketchup bottle
by iva pad on Feb 10, 2011 07:18:32
Example:
I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was
bleeding again I guess he
tapped the
Ketchup bottle.
My husband was tapping the
ketchup bottle to get the last bit out. I was very happy he did!
We were tapping the ketchup bottle and the kids woke up.
Ketchup Bottle
by Ketchup Bottle Bob on Dec 05, 2012 06:15:55
Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe
in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open
palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a
ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.
Example:
Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried
to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I
ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off
Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"
Empty ketchup bottle
by FurryWarlord on Dec 06, 2016 05:30:03