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keyhole

when a bullet fired from a gun strikes its target at a funny angle, the resulting asymmetrical hole looks like a keyhole, hence the name. usually caused by a worn or damaged barrel, or poor quality/incorrect caliber ammunition.

keyhole

by RedRabbit on Oct 02, 2004 08:53:41

A nicer version of asshole.

Example:
You friggin' keyhole, shut up!

keyhole

by Junglejim1 on Jan 16, 2009 23:32:06

Someone who is a jerk.

Example:
He's such a keyhole! He never stops insulting me. He's quite annoying!

Keyhole

by Gene Wonka on Oct 08, 2007 01:51:16

The appearance a woman's anus and vulva make when she's bent over nude. It is further enhanced if the woman's butt cheeks are spread open.

Example:
Dude, Debbie was teasing me last night and I totally saw her keyhole when she bent over for me!

Keyholed

by Shroomi on Apr 04, 2022 04:43:58

The action of putting you penis in someone's ear canal referring to it as a key to the door that is their ear. It may get stuck, so try spitting on it to help extraction. Method often used to remove earwax and cleanse the inner ear canal.

Example:
Matt is getting keyholed by Christian to help cleanse his ear infection
Gillian enjoys getting keyholed by insidious

Keyhole

by Dudeman Rokk on Aug 12, 2011 14:00:20

Pounding the pussy so hard with such a massive member that it thins or demolishes the taint leaving only a keyhole shaped chasm.

Example:
DAMN! I gave that ho a keyhole last night!

Keyhole

by Billy Tomcat on Jan 06, 2005 08:25:16

Town drunk of Sauk Prairie. Do not headbutt or you will be injured. Has been known to "keyhole" a beer in .85 seconds and did a keg stand of 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Has retarded people assist him rolling joints. He had to wear a 40 lb. vest in jail.

Example:
Keyhole can keyhole a beer in .85 seconds.

Keyholed

by Schlomo Lipchitz on Nov 28, 2012 23:16:19

Putting the tongue in the opening of a penis.

Example:
She keyholed him before he came.

Keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom on Sep 22, 2017 00:23:46

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

Example:
That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

Rusty Keyhole

by EMoney2k7 on Oct 18, 2007 00:04:20

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

Example:
I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

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