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knock knock

Epic joke told by character Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) in 2002's "Catch Me If You Can".

knock knock

by MadScientist on Feb 25, 2005 09:45:46

Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."

Example:
Knock knock?
Who's There?
Hooh.
Who hooh?
No im not an owl, im Hooh.

knock knock

by Ratbiker on May 24, 2007 10:42:52

an insult or a threat that one tells to someone else. once the person who replies with "who's there?" the ejoke abruptly ends with the answer "fuck off" many opther endings can be used to make this insult more interesting or more focused on the insultee.

Example:
"hey, knock knock"
"who's there?"
"fuck off!!!"

"hey knock knock"
"who's there"
"a fuckin dick thats about to get their ass kicked"

knock knock

by vicky on Mar 07, 2005 07:19:35

when you just don't care what the hell some one is saying.
Deminstrate this by knocking on an object twice and saying knock knock.

Example:
" Knock, Knock"
" Whos there?"
" I don't care"

knock knock

by Mic on Aug 06, 2004 12:42:49

A child hood game that often makes no since what so every. Such as this one that i heard just yesterday.

Knock knock, whos there, bannan, bannan who, arent you glad i didnt say orange?

Example:
Noo! i wish you wouldnt have say anyhting at all!

knock knock

by dyvad on Aug 07, 2011 09:08:42

a person who fiend for alcohol alot

Example:
last night i cant help being a knock knock for drinking so many beers

knock knock

by Betty Sollocks (sweaty bollock) on Mar 30, 2004 19:40:08

knock knock whos there shartonmis

Example:
Shartonmishoe
Funny hahahahahahahahah I sharted myself of laughin

Knock Knock

by oh tee gee on May 16, 2008 07:30:21

A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.

Example:
Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.

knock-knocks

by Destructive Criticism on Apr 28, 2005 10:56:33

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.

Example:
I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.

Knock. Knock.

by Sock pen on Oct 01, 2016 13:16:40

"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.

Example:
Knock. Knock.

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