knocking Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

knocking

talking down, disrespecting, degrating in a nice way

knocking

by bdebobby on Oct 03, 2020 08:28:21

falling asleep

Example:
Bobby's knocking after the BDE Meeting

knock knock

by Holloway11b on Jun 27, 2010 14:00:37

Epic joke told by character Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) in 2002's "Catch Me If You Can".

Example:
Carl: "Want to hear a joke?"
Bill: "Sure."

Carl: "knock knock."
Bill: "Who's there?"
Carl: "Go fuck yourself."

knock knock

by MadScientist on Feb 25, 2005 09:45:46

Popular children's game derived from William Shakespear's "Macbeth" - Act 2, Scene 3, line 7, "Knock, knock! Who's there, in th'other devil's name?.."

Example:
Knock knock?
Who's There?
Hooh.
Who hooh?
No im not an owl, im Hooh.

Knock Knock

by oh tee gee on May 16, 2008 07:30:21

A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.

Example:
Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.

knock-knocks

by Destructive Criticism on Apr 28, 2005 10:56:33

slang for Jehova's Witnesses. Due to the fact that they come knocking on your door almost every damn saturday morning when ur trying to watch cartoons or eat breakfast. They feel compelled to interrupt your important free weekend morning by telling you about how god loves you and such.

Example:
I was beating off to some ill ass porn, then the knock-knocks came callin and I had to put the beef away. I got pissed, drew a pentagram on my forehead and answered with a massive boner, informing them that I had found solice in satan and blasphemy. I asked them if I could get back to having sex with this downs syndrome girl I had picked up at the bus stop. They haven't been back since.

Knock. Knock.

by Sock pen on Oct 01, 2016 13:16:40

"Knock. Knock." Is a term used primarily by hackers and they send them to their victims who they are about to swat usualy on Twitter or private message.

Example:
Knock. Knock.

knock for knock

by Kung-Fu Jesus on May 10, 2004 03:33:14

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.

Example:
My decision on the accident was knock for knock.

knock-knock

by gesis on Mar 22, 2003 15:47:28

Term used by the BSP crew when refering to anything negative. Mainly used when no other term will suffice.

Example:
God damned fucking mother-fucking knock-knock as fucking knock-knockhead

Knocking

by elv14 on Oct 27, 2020 18:54:25

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room

Example:
*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”

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