lacrosse

the only sport where rich white people can be the best players in the world



lacrosse
A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.
Example:
"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic"

"Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."


lacrosse
Faddish, niche sport that has been around for years but has only come into prominence recently. Will soon go the way of roller hockey and ultimate frisbee and quickly forgotten by the American public. Athleticism is only partially required. The sport is more about skill than pure athleticism. The 'Urban Dictionary' board attacking baseball seems to be similar to the attack on the more established sport of skiing by snowboarders back in the mid 90's.
Example:
A bunch of Colorado and California Bay Area upper-middle class white kids are trying to earn self-affirmation by over-posting some glowing definitions about this prep sport they knew nothing about three years prior.

Lacrosse is a total establishment sport played by elites who thumb their nose at people like you and I----Don't give their sport equal footing to the likes of basketball and soccer. There is a reason NBA contracts are what they are----compare them to MLL or NLL star player contracts.

Come on, middies and attack, time for an iso!!!


lacrosse
A sport dominated by rich boy's who have never worked for anything in their life. Typically, hockey players steal their women, take pictures, and then throw them back.
Example:
Rich Dad: Son, you suck at every sport you have tried, including ice hockey, where you got your spoiled ass owned. Why don't we sign you up for a baby sport, such as lacrosse?

Son: Only if my butler can drive me to games in the Benz.

Rich Dad: I wouldn't have it any other way son.

OR

"Hockey is way too much work, plus the guys are always talking about wheeling broads and chewing weird stuff, I want to play a sport where I can pop my collar and play at the same time"


lacrosse
A stupid sport that is often related to baseball. Lacrosse players make fun of baseball players because they say baseball is gay. THe truth is that anyone can catch a ball with a stick, run, and launch it. Try hitting a baseball going 100mph with a slight curve. After that, tell me which sport is harder. And for those who say it is so physical, try wrestling or football. You almost die during practice. It cannot compare to baseball. Baseball is the hardest sport that takes so much talent and skill.
Example:
Lacrosse player: Baseball is possibly the easiest sport. Anyone can catch a ball.

Baseball Player: Yeah, ok. When you can hit a baseball that has been thrown 95mph, call me.


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