laptop

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laptop
1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
Example:
1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.


laptop
1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.
Example:
The laptop topped off the lap.


laptop
A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.
Example:
I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.


laptop
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
Example:
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."


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