The Lasso
by David B. Cool on Oct 06, 2004 18:23:25
An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the
Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the
better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You"
Isler.
Example:
KS- Hey
Lasso, you wanna come to lunch with us today?
The Lasso- I would, but I need to tick and tie these figures on ABC
Inc's Balance Sheet.
Senior Manager (in his head)- Boy, that Lasso kid sure is a go-getter. And not to be gay or anything, but I'll bet he's a dynamo in the sack.
Lasso
by jahroony on Apr 30, 2012 23:50:55
The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for
careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to
douchebags you previously dated.
Lasso
by M i l e s on Dec 24, 2004 02:45:40
Lasso is a product by
OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an
application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of
the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.
dick-lassoed
by alterbreaker on Nov 27, 2010 20:10:02
The
badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets
wrapped around your dick and then you find it
later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.
Example:
"Dude, you have absolutely
zero game. That chick you were
creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then
tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."
Brown Lasso
by Ankylosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 05:59:04
(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a
toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing
the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like
shit cookie.
Example:
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find
the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up
toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
Bee Lasso
by lumpylump on Sep 06, 2010 13:47:07
Bee Lasso is a organic way to light medical herbs or cigars. Why people like to use it is because it preserves
the flavor of your
smokables, it is part of the green movement, using it makes your lighters last
tons longer, ect ect ...
Example:
#1 I do not
inhale toxic
fumes from a lighter I only use a clean fire.
#2 Here use Bee Lasso
#1 wow
your right this is way better.