lavatory

A 'polite' name for a toilet. To some extent, the 'British' equivalent of the American 'bathroom'.



Lavatory
A (Rock/Grunge/Alternative) band from Hungary. They are influenced by 90's rock scene and oldies. Best known for their rhythmic, fuzzy and distorted guitar sound, their brilliant "singable" lyrics and the special 1 drummer/2 guitarist-singer look.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever been to a Lavatory concert?
Guy 2: No, I haven't!
Guy 1: Yeah, I should have known 'cause you're alive...


lavatory lemonade
The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
Example:
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.


Lavatory Shrew
The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.
Example:
Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew


Lavatory Draft
The smell you experience when you sit close to the lavatory on an airplane.
Example:
Friend 1: "Dude, on your flight, you need to request the bulkhead."

Friend 2: "Yeah, that can be good or bad." "On my last flight, I was seated in the bulkhead but had to deal with lavatory draft during the 5 hour flight."

Friend 1: "Bummer"


Lavatory Load
This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).
Example:
That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!


ladyboy lavatory
adyboy locker room

A ladyboy, transvestite or transexual, who because of their gender identity, feels comfortable using a woman's restroom, bathroom or locker room. transgendered, transexual, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, ladyboy, transvestite, queerestroom, genderbender bathroom, President Obama, Obama
Example:
I am still coming to terms with the gender identity crisis so many people are facing. My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and said a young man was dressed in a beautiful skirt and heels. The women's bathroom is now a ladyboy lavatory.


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