lawn chair

He who folds under pressure.



lawn chair
When the penetrating partner takes the receiving partner and folds them in half and then proceeds to fuck them. The foldee is positioned so that their legs are pressed against the folder's body, while the folder presses the foldee's body against the top of their legs.
Example:
My girlfriend really wanted it, so I gave her a lawn chair.


The Lawn Chair
the act of fucking a woman in the ass,and mid fucking you pull out so she shits all over your cock.you then spin her around 3 times,no more no less.then she cleans of your cock and sucks you off.then after you finish you piss all over her.
Example:
"Hey Frank,you remember that bitch Tracy from high school?"

"Yea what about her?"

"I hit her with The Lawn Chair last night,she ran out of my house crying."


Lawn chair
Someone who folds when confronted, or when conflict affects their own agenda. A person who gives in and agrees to the terms of the other party, regardless of how ridiculous it might be.
Example:
Hey Chris, there's no way I'm going to be able to help you with that favor, I know you loaned me money, but I can't pay you back, and I'm not going to help you. (Joe)

Beau says to Chris " Dude, you're a lawn chair, Joe just folded you up"


Lawn Chair Driving
Driving with one's left foot resting just outside of the driver's side window. Similar to driving with a gangster lean, but not as hardcore. Requires the subject to be limber and totally lax like they're at the beach, except instead they are zipping through traffic.
Example:
Yeah, the cop pulled her over for lawn chair driving. Said her foot was blocking her side mirror.


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