lease

Lease is just a way of life. When someone says something that just makes you cringe. When someone makes a bad joke; when something is not funny. You make this face :|



Lease
Usually a program to buy somthing you give payments of money to keep the object for a while but not actually buying, but nowa days kids have turned the word Lease into a word that may mean "give" or "bring it to me"
Example:
"Yo g i just got diz ill shiz shoes for fity dollas off a truck u down?"
"Yo LEASE me somma doz i needs em"


Leasing the pussy
The act of taking a female out and paying for any activities undertaken, such as eating a meal out or going to the movies. In turn you are leasing the pussy in hope of in future gaining sexual favours from her. A form of short term prostitution.
Example:
Hey man, I heard your dating that girl?
No way! I'm just Leasing the pussy, she's gonna be on my dick soon!
Whatever dude, I think this one is gonna be a long term lease.
I bloody hope not, I don't want this one to drag out, just leasing the pussy.


Anal Lease
Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.
Example:
Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.


Ford Lease
1 the biggest mistake you could have ever made
2 the signing over of every dollar you make for a piece of sh!t
Example:
1 you mean he not only bought a ford but has a lease on it. lmfao
2 what happened to his retirement? well he signed a ford lease and the piece of sh!t hasn't worked since it came of the assembly line


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