little dick

When all you can see is the head of the dick and balls.



little dick
A name used to make fun of a male that has a very small penis.
A term used by girls to describe a male they attempted to have sex with.
An unfortunate name for a son of a man named Richard.
Justin Bieber's member.
Example:
Sally: "How was your date with the hot guy from accounting?"
Suzie: "You mean little dick? It was a disaster! He is hung like Justin Bieber! I sent him home crying!"


Little Dick
The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.

But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Example:
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.

Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.


little dick truck
A vehicle used to compensate for physical and/or sexual inadequacies, typically a full-size American pickup, the bigger the better, usually modified with a raised suspension, bigger tires, extra chrome, louder muffler, etc., and different from true work trucks that are sized and purchased to do a specific job.
Example:
Look at that, another one of those little dick trucks!


little dick bastard
Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Example:
Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.


Little Dick Syndrome
Condition which causes a person to use his position of authority to threaten or speak to others in a condescending tone. It is most common in police officers, military, security guards, rent-a-cops, teachers, parents, etc. When not 'on duty', those with LDS are quickly revealed as cowards.
Example:
We thought the officer was courageous but as soon as he didn't have his badge and police backup, we realized he had Little Dick Syndrome.


little dick energy
Having an ego that allows you to become so irate over a simple tweet that you feel the need to rant for two minutes on social media, thus giving the authorities chasing you your location.
Example:
That Tate guy, using SO MUCH little dick energy like that!


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