Transylvanian Love Tunnel
A Transylvanian Love Tunnel is when your girl is on her period and you go down on her, sucking the blood out like a vampire; using it for lube.
Example:
"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."
"I gave her the Transylvanian Love Tunnel, I sucked the blood out like Dracula, spit it in her ass and fucked her."
Moses Love Tunnel
Example:
"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."
"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."
Cummy love tunnel
chocolate love tunnel
Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel
Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.
Example:
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"
"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"