butthole malfunction
Remote Malfunction
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
Example:
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
TP malfunction
Digital penetration of the toilet tissue usually caused by not using enough squares or just generally being a cheap fucker.
Example:
Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
Times were tough so as a cost saving measure I only used two squares of toilet tissue per wipe. Next thing I know I'm washing poo off my finger tips. This was not my first TP malfunction.
wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Example:
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
Hairline Malfunction
deodorant malfunction
Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.
wardrobe malfunction
1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.
Status Malfunction
Example:
Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...
Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...